Facebook is one of the most famous and widely used social media networks. Every day thousands of people join this by making their new profiles. There are billions of active daily users of Facebook.
It is a medium of getting in touch with your friends and family members across the border. Also, Facebook connects you to the groups where lots of jobs and potential employers are waiting for you.
On a daily basis, this social media website receives money in terms of giving the people services of post and page promotions. In other words we can say that Facebook founder is making very handsome money from this platform.
Here are the top 10 best funny quotes for Facebook Users.
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10. Quote About Caring
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.
9. Quote About How To Make Money
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.
8. Quote About Mystery of Life
The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
7. Quote About Knowledge
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
6. Quote About Making Arguments
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
5. Quote About Politicians
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
4. Quote About Death
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
3. Quote About Children
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up.
2. Quote About Friends
A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting next to you saying ‘boy was that fun.
1. Quote About Emotions
Men have two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
When we search the internet, there are a lot of quotes about Facebook which come across. The above ones have been so funny that these made me laugh and turned my sad movements into happy ones. We are sure once you understand the real meanings of above quotes, you will laugh overnight.